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Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Cops reinstated as drug testing using hair follicles tossed out

Just when you thought it couldn't get any stranger:

In short, hair samples rejected as drug test process, 6 cops reinstated.  Among the excuses by cops who had originally been suspended due to positive drug samples:
  • Gosh, I brushed white powder off the seat of my squad car, I thought it was powdered sugar from donuts.
  • Well, my apartment shares an HVAC system with some serious meth smokers
  • Ya know, I regularly put seized drugs in my pocket.  Where I also regularly store cookies.  Then I eat cookies.
Not making those up.  The mind reels at the hubris.